"People think I’m a miserable bastard, but it’s just the way me face falls."

Idk I think I should be in you’re friends croup because we all need friends and I’m pretty funny and I’ll reblog you’re selfies and luv u

please follow me on Instagram I’ll follow back and like all you’re photos and luv u


Make some new friends!!

  • mbf me
  • reblog this. likes are gross as hell.
  • be an active blog of any kind
  • be rad as fuck
  • new rad friends
  • help and advice
  • exchange imessage/kik/snapchats/
  • tinychats hahah
  • a spot on this page (it is currently under construction so yeahh)
  • talk to me!!!!
  • post in the tag #mirandasbitches telling me why you want to be in the group
  • follow everyone here
  • make us things?? (post them in the tag)
  • make yourself stand out. 
  • love lana
  • picking about 15+ (maybe like 20) blogs
  • i will chose when this gets a good amount of notes or at least by May
  • follower count doesn’t matter it’s a friend group
  • you should track the tag to be updated with info

Have fun! 

Lol nerds i’m doing collages for the 800th time


so if u don’t mind giving this a reblog for collages c:

mbf me this is a standard rule u should know this

reblog this and thennnn

send me what you want in a collage and i’ll make one similar to these:

also: as you may know these take like kinda long to make sometimes like 5 minutes for me to reply and i’ll be publicly posting so check my blog d00ds B)


chipotle & ashton irwin are the only things that get me through the day


Luke Hemmings | April 19th 2014 | Sound Academy, TO

  •  1. Are looks important in a relationship?
  •  2. Are relationships ever worth it?
  •  3. Are you a virgin?
  •  4. Are you in a relationship?
  •  5. Are you in love?
  •  6. Are you single this year?
  •  7. Can you commit to one person?
  •  8. Describe your crush
  •  9. Describe your perfect mate
  •  10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  •  11. Do you ever want to get married?
  •  12. Do you forgive betrayal?
  •  13. Do you get jealous easily?
  •  14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
  •  15. Do you have any piercings?
  •  16. Do you have any tattoos?
  •  17. Do you like kissing in public?
  •  20. Do you shower every day?
  •  21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  •  22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  •  23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  •  24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  •  25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
  •  26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  •  27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
  •  28. Have you ever been cheated on?
  •  29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  •  30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
  •  31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
  •  32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  •  33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
  •  34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  •  35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  •  36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
  •  37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  •  38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  •  39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  •  40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
  •  41. Have you had sex so far this year?
  •  42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
  •  43. How long was your longest relationship?
  •  44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  •  45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
  •  46. How many times did you have sex last year?
  •  47. How old are you?
  •  48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  •  49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
  •  50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  •  51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
  •  52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
  •  53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  •  54. Is there someone you will never forget?
  •  55. Share a relationship story.
  •  56. State 8 facts about your body
  •  57. Things you want to say to an ex
  •  58. What are five ways to win your heart?
  •  59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
  •  60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
  •  61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
  •  62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
  •  63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
  •  64. What is your definition of cheating?
  •  65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
  •  66. What is your favourite roleplay?
  •  67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
  •  68. What is your sexual orientation?
  •  69. What turns you off?
  •  70. What turns you on?
  •  71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
  •  72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
  •  73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  •  74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
  •  75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  •  76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  •  77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  •  78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
  •  79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
  •  80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  •  81. Who are five people you find attractive?
  •  82. Who is the last person you hugged?
  •  83. Who was your first kiss with?
  •  84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  •  85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Pure Heroine


i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url


  •  1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
  •  2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
  •  3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
  •  4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
  •  5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
  •  6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
  •  7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
  •  8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
  •  9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
  •  10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
  •  by Kate Bailey